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eyebrowjesus:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 


Oh my fuck

eyebrowjesus:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

Oh my fuck

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

deep-dark-fears:

A fear submitted by TheFloFic for deep dark fears.

deep-dark-fears:

A fear submitted by TheFloFic for deep dark fears.

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

catwithoutaname:

life hack: stay in bed

psychofactz:

 
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

nymphical:

if sharknado can be successful so can i